Okay, believe it... No, don't. You aren't even ready for the bombs I'm about to drop. Comin' at ya straight from Downtown Manhattan, the Center of the Universe! You don't have to like me, but you'll like my friends. I work with brilliant comic actors here in New York who are gifted improvisors. As often as humanly possible, I will be bringing you sketches, improvised scenes, rants, and witty banter as well as original music. Just to be honest, I'm all into this now, but I'll probably get distracted in a few weeks and this whole thing will probably just wither and die. So if you like it, better give me a shout to keep my feet to the fire. Oh, and yes ladies, I am single. Available for outcalls. Disease free. $250/hr. $1000/evening. (Donations only.) I accept Paypal.